re: Need some pun help to piss off the Mrs

-you make noises when you sleep, yo face be whistling

-your hair is all whack, looks like it's shingling

-coworker don't respect you, to ya boss you should be petitioning

-do you feel different, after the secks last night my dick be tingling

I cheated and used rhyming dictionary

ETa: i free style battle rap at my local urban comedy club on weekends.