re: Who has been to jail? Why did you do time?

Twice.

2007...

Once was a DUI, in which the state trooper followed me for about 10 miles before finally pulling me over. It was a cat and mouse game. He started following me as soon as he saw me leave the bar, and he was just waiting for me to frick up.

He pulled me over about 100 yards from the parish line and claimed I was swerving. When I contested, he told me to "shut up white boy", and cuffed me. I said "it must make you feel pretty good to get you a white boy, huh?". I spent about 2 hours in jail. I fought the charge and ended up with nothing on my record.

That parish is currently under investigation for doing shady shite. All those police officers have now been fired.

2009...

The second time was a few years ago while in college. I went to college in Connecticut, and was flying out of Boston to go home to visit family. There was a terrible winter storm, and all outgoing flights were cancelled. Since I wasn't going to be able to fly out until morning,

I started drinking at the airport. Then, I said "frick it", might as well go to a bar. I guess being one of the only people walking around looked suspicious and I was stopped by the police. Boston PD picked me up, asked me if they could take me to a hotel or something. I said I didn't have a hotel because I was supposed to fly out.

They said no big deal, but we can't leave you out here and we're not letting you go back to the airport, so they took me back to the station for a few hours. Most were prior military so they just shot the shite with me. Flew out the next morning.