re: Who has been to jail? Why did you do time?

I've been to jail once.

Seriously a cop made up a charge for me and got me arrested. Got in late that night and went to sleep in the cell, which I was in by myself. Got woken up for breakfast but declined and went back to sleep. Finally got up and went to the lobby and made some phone calls and a few hours later got bailed out of jail. All and all I don't want to go back but if I do, I would like a repeat of that experience.