re: Biggest bet you've ever made at a casino

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I took my chances eating at the buffet once.

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I've used the following joke many a time when people (and they always do) ask how I am doing. And, you know it's gold when you can use it on the elevator early in the morning on pissed off people as they are leaving and it still gets a laugh. Kind of like comics go to old folks homes to practice new material.


Q. How are you doing?

A. I don't like to brag, but they're putting my picture up (long pause) in the buffet.