re: Flight attendant humor.

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I wish the air waitresses would just STFU.

Nothing is as grating on the soul as a 5:45 AM flight with a mouthy, perky count rag of a stewardess who feels like she needs to be entertaining during the safety brief.

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For some reason, you are getting down votes on this......but I am with you 100000%. Yes, flight attendant bitch, STFU. Just because your gig as a stand-up comic failed doesn't mean you need to subject me to your routine while I am trying to relax for the flight.