re: Does your family have any inside jokes or sayings?

Man, yall had some great dads.

When I came home from school and said, "I'm Hungry" dad would always reply, "Hey hungry, I'm Mike."

Also,

Mom donates blood a lot because of her type. They always give her free stuff like t-shirts. When she would come back, she would say, "I paid for this.... ..... WITH MY BLLLOOODDDDD."

I swear these sayings have stuck for 30 years.