re: Coach fired for making bully run a few laps

How do you fire a volunteer?

I make mine do up downs until they can't chop their feet and/or get back up. They are usually balling and snot bubbles are coming out with Gatorade techni-color puke.

It's necessary, because I have parochial school fricktards that think they deserve everything without working for it. Dad's love me...moms, not so much.

I make mine do up downs for shite like:

talking back
not saying yes/no Sir
bad grades
if I see Mom or Dad carrying our helmet and/or pads
disrespect to parent(s)
poor behavior at school/practice
cheap shots on weaker kids
no effort/lazy

I give no fricks!