re: What's the most annoying thing your girlfriend/wife says?

"Are you mad?"

I am a very simple person. If I tell you you're pissing me off, then I'm mad. If I seem distant it's probably because I'm being forced to do something I don't care about.

exhibit A: having to watch dancing with stars. I'm not mad about it. However, don't try to conversate with me about so and so's dancing skills. I don't have an opinion.