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re: Woman addicted to smelling and tasting dirty diapers
Posted on 7/17/16 at 11:42 am to tiger1014
Posted on 7/17/16 at 11:42 am to tiger1014
I met this guy named Tony Baloney at a Diaper Addicts Anonymous meeting. We went out for coffee afterwards and gave me this drug that made previously delicious diapers smell and taste terrible to me, but in return I had to help him and his buddies out and their local club in order to continue receiving the medicine. These were some pretty shady and tough Italian dudes so I didn't want to cross them. I had many tasks like getting the Po Boys for lunch, sweeping up the bird dirt, and most importantly, I was to make the red. They said I was the new "Sauce Boy."
It was tough at first because my duties at the club kept me away from my wife and nine children. When you're addicted to eating dirty diapers you have a lot of kids. Eventually I grew to love my job and took great pride and making the red. Things were good. But one day I showed up and I was told that I was being replaced. Louie Trampolini was the new Sauce Boy. Louie is Vinnie Trampolini's son and Vinnie Trampolini isn't the kinda guy you say no to. This was devastating. I was without my medicine source and my diaper addiction was sure to return.
Tony Balony told me that it was just a placebo and I had cured my addiction myself and didn't need th medicine. I still stopped by th dumpster behind the Children's Hospital on my way home though...
It was tough at first because my duties at the club kept me away from my wife and nine children. When you're addicted to eating dirty diapers you have a lot of kids. Eventually I grew to love my job and took great pride and making the red. Things were good. But one day I showed up and I was told that I was being replaced. Louie Trampolini was the new Sauce Boy. Louie is Vinnie Trampolini's son and Vinnie Trampolini isn't the kinda guy you say no to. This was devastating. I was without my medicine source and my diaper addiction was sure to return.
Tony Balony told me that it was just a placebo and I had cured my addiction myself and didn't need th medicine. I still stopped by th dumpster behind the Children's Hospital on my way home though...
Posted on 7/17/16 at 1:56 pm to tiger1014
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Whatever happened to arseinclarse? He used to post these weird stories every day
Whatever happened to arseinclarse? He used to post these weird stories every day
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