re: What's the Best DUI Defense You Ever Heard?

Idk if I'd gotten away with it without this as I wasn't hammered, but I'd definitely been drinking a lot.

When the cop flipped the lights on there were three of us in the car who'd been going out, and I was driving. I told them all to be as belligerent as they'd ever been and I was going to pretend I'd just come to pick them up.

When he pulled up they were acting like something out of a movie. As the cop was trying to talk to me they were asking if he could take their Taco Bell order and nonsense like that. I was apologizing and saying they called me to come pick them up. They kept going on and on and asking him if they could have extra medium sauce and arguing about which was hotter, medium or mild.

After about a minute of this he told me to get out of there and take them home. I broke out into uncontrollable shaking once he left my window.