re: What's the Best DUI Defense You Ever Heard?

get an empty pint bottle of your favorite liquor. the guy i knew used an old forester bottle. fill it tea and keep it under your car seat. when the blue lights flash, pull over, turn off your car. step out of the car throwing keys on ground and chug the entire pint of tea, smash the bottle on the ground. Cant prove point of intoxication.

(Kenny Stabler defense used during his prime on the redneck riviera)