re: For the nurses/docs, what's the craziest things you've ever seen at work?

Walking out to my car, see couple in the median of our parking lot posted up on one another, can tell something is wrong, ask them if they need help and they ask for a wheel chair. I go grab one, position behind wife to help her sit down, put my hand by her lower back/butt to make sure she doesn't fall when she sits and she starts yelling he's down there he's down there. I assume she's a psych patient and reel back real quick. She sits down and says he's coming he's coming. I realize this chick is pregnant, she's in sweats though and couldn't even see the baby bump. Next thing I know she's yelling he's out he's out and the baby is crying from inside her sweat pants.