re: For the nurses/docs, what's the craziest things you've ever seen at work?

Another one last night in fact. A guy who spoke zero English came in drunk. He had 7 lacerations to his face, abdomen, and both thighs. Apparently he got into it with another guy over his woman. A box cutter did the damage. Luckily his cuts to his abdomen weren't clean through to his intestines. Each one of those was over 12" long. When the doctor went to stitch and staple him he said no to lidocaine. Tough sob