re: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job?

Some dude, who I had never seen before or since, probably in his 60's or early 70's and well dressed, walked into my office. He closed the door behind him, looked me dead in the eye, pulled his dick out pissed on the floor. Here is the kicker, he did it with no hands. He just let his bird hang out of his zipper and with his hands on his hips pissed on my office floor.

We were never able to find out who the guy was. It's a mystery.