re: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job?

When I was working offshore we had a guy not show up for shift. After searching the entire ship we got the keys to his room from the Capt.
When we opened the door to his stateroom we found him naked, slumped forward on his knees, with his belt around his neck, and was dead as a hammer. He had it attached to a nail on the top bunk.
The weirdest part was when his wife was notified she said she always told him he would end up killing himself doing that freaky shite.
Erotic asphyxiation can lead to a killer hand job I suppose. Worst part is the family got a huge settlement from the whole ordeal.