re: Last time you were in a fist fight?

4th of July but it was more me just whooping this hammered dudes arse at the cabin we were staying in because he kept trying to sneak in and see my girl naked. He kept sneaking into the room this girl and I were staying in, the lock was on the outside so I couldn't just lock it, and after the 4th time at around 3am I told him if he did it again that was his arse. I knew he would so I put my shoes and waited by the door and sure enough about 10 minutes later the handle slowly starts moving. He turned it so slowly that it took him about to minutes to open it but the second it was open I throttled his arse so hard and was on him like flies on shite. Within like 15 seconds everyone was flying out of the other rooms from the noise so I got off of him. I was screaming at the top of my lungs that he was a piece of shite trying to do this while his wife and kid was there because I wanted them to hear and his wife was so embarrassed she put him and their kid in the car and instantly drove 3 hours home.