re: Excuses for Appearing on the Ashley Madison List

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"Babe, remember when Steve and Tiwanicka where having issues and almost split? Well, Steve asked me to signup and try and find her as he suspected she was cheating, he paid me back in cash and we never found her. But we did find (insert one of her old classmates or friends that she hates here) then start talking about her trash profile."

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That might actually work if you had only spent $100 or so. Not likely to work if you had spent several hundred or more.