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re: Judge rules Twin Peaks biker, wife jailed with sufficient probable cause

Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:53 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:53 am to
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You probably ride for Jesus or something.



I am a Christian, albeit not a very good one I'll admit.

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You'd get laughed out of the club for posting on a sports message board about being a biker. Luckily, you just play one on Wednesday and Saturday.



My brothers know I post here. In fact I've been texting them screen shots and they're all getting a kick out of how bothered I've got this stupid wanna-be badass cop on here.

ETA: One of them is pretty sure he might be the one your wife's been cucking you with. He sends his apologies and is wondering if you like the way his dick tastes.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 9:55 am
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:55 am to
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My brothers know I post here. In fact I've been texting them screen shots and they're all getting a kick out of how bothered I've got this stupid wanna-be badass cop on here
That's truly sad, Darth. Truly.


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ETA: One of them is pretty sure he might be the one your wife's been cucking you with. He sends his apologies and is wondering if you like the way his dick tastes.
RebelGator's wife is much too classy of a lady for that.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 9:56 am
Posted by Rebelgator
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Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:58 am to
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My brothers know I post here. In fact I've been texting them screen shots and they're all getting a kick out of how bothered I've got this stupid wanna-be badass cop on here.



I'm sure when you all ride to Hooters next Wednesday, you can discuss this over your salads and Mich Ultra's.

Also, Sons of Anarchy isn't 20 years old so I doubt you've been a "badass biker" for that long. You're the definition of a try hard. You're acting like an expert on a community that you're on the fringe of at best. You're basically one of those clowns on the short lived Discovery show about fake bikers. It's cool though, I'm sure all the other accountants are afraid of you though.


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ETA: One of them is pretty sure he might be the one your wife's been cucking you with. He sends his apologies and is wondering if you like the way his dick tastes.


If you try any harder, your micropenis will explode.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 10:00 am
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