re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?

At jr. high basketball practice we would shoot around for like 15 minutes, then our coach would come in and we would start drills. Well after about 45 minutes, no coach. Looked in his office, outside if he was smoking, nowhere. We figured no practice and ran into the locker room, and there he was sitting on the toilet trying to squeeze one out. There were no doors to the shitters, and so he started to yell, get the hell out of here. Good times.