re: Why can't you find Yuengling beer in Louisiana?

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I'm glad you feel the need to call someone a fig because they don't smoke the same cigarettes as you. Dolt.

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Well I'm glad you're glad, podner.

"Beer figs" are people who could be presented with the most delicious nectar of the gods and would immediately call it "weak" or "overrated" just as a snooty kneejerk self-serving posture. But maybe you already know that and are just tired of being called that?

It has nothing to do with actual homosexuality, Mr. PC. Unless they are actually gay, which would be a strange coincidence because beer figs are almost never literally gay. By any definition. What a strange conundrum.

(Thanks for making me crave a cigarette BTW. fig.)