re: How in the hell does somebody go to Disney every year?

I'm a bit different being an Orlando local. We rotate annual passes between the attractions here so you can just pop in for a few rides or maybe a special concert. It doesn't prevent normal vacations though. My kids have seen DC, class 4 rapids, caves, auto races, surfing, hiking, Niagara Falls, the Alamo, multiple aquariums, zoos, and science museums. I try to show them as much of the variety out there we can afford.