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re: Toilet Paper Spinoff: Sit or Stand to wipe?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:07 pm to CaptainPanic
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:07 pm to CaptainPanic
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Bidet
Seriously, who still wipes their arse? You've got cellphones and self-driving cars but you still use dead trees to clean poop off your own body?
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:10 pm to LucasP
If we're being real honest here, and I hope we all are, then the process really goes like this:
Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.
Stand up, turn around and admire my previous 10 minutes worth of work. Bend over. Wipe front to back. Observe soilness level of tp to determine future number of wipes necessary. Bend over again; wipe. Observe once again. Bend over further for better angle; wipe again. Flush once tp comes out clean.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:31 pm to LucasP
Peasants. That's who.
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