re: Best man speech help

My standard ending of this type speech, and I've done two, is a winner with bride and her/his parents. Especially if they are cringing about this speech because they know your a bit of a jokester prone to say almost anything.

blah, blah, blah...."Please raise your glasses for a toast. My toast is about lying, fighting and stealing...(a nice pause here for effect) lye next to your bride every night, fight the world for her safety and steal her heart everyday."

thank me later