re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women

The girl I was dating when I was 17 was adopted, her parents weren't able to have any kids. There were also 4 boys, 3 were mentally handicapped (cool as shite though, don't hate).

Anyways, when I first went down on her I discovered the hard way that she was a squirter...

This was at her house, roughly 10-20 minutes before dinner with her family. She told her parents the dumbest excuse. "Oh, I spilled my drink on him".

Surprisingly enough, they took the excuse, and I went through the dinner soaked in her fluids.. Scared shitless across from her father.

Worst part was her brother laughing at me and calling me dumb for getting a drink spilled on me.