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re: Stories about awkard or embarrassing moments with women
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:02 am to Col reb 2011
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:02 am to Col reb 2011
I was out drinking at a bar w/ my buddy in CT and when we were leaving this girl in the parking lot asked us if we could give her a ride. My buddy was driving and told her he would. We start going down the road and the more I hear this chick talk the more I'm beginning to realize she's a 'working girl'.
She's steady dropping hints and I can't stop laughing b/c my buddy is oblivious.
She'd say something like "So, baby... do you like to party?"
And my buddy would answer "Sure... I like parties"
I'm sitting in the passenger seat drunk as hell and non-stop giggling like a little school girl... this hooker probably thought I was insane.
We finally drop her off in this area w/ several bars and after she gets out my buddy asks me wtf is wrong w/ me and I tell him "You do realize that chick is a hooker right?"
He then proceeded to turn around in an attempt to locate her to no avail.
She's steady dropping hints and I can't stop laughing b/c my buddy is oblivious.
She'd say something like "So, baby... do you like to party?"
And my buddy would answer "Sure... I like parties"
I'm sitting in the passenger seat drunk as hell and non-stop giggling like a little school girl... this hooker probably thought I was insane.
We finally drop her off in this area w/ several bars and after she gets out my buddy asks me wtf is wrong w/ me and I tell him "You do realize that chick is a hooker right?"
He then proceeded to turn around in an attempt to locate her to no avail.
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Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:14 am to terd ferguson
My favorite that didnt happen to me personally was from a buddy I worked with years ago
I lived in Charleston and he had met some chick at a bar on folly beach. they had got wasted and decided to go walk down the beach. they stopped at a remote spot and started getting it on. he had her bent over and was beating for a little bit when the drunk chick told him to put it in her arse. my boy was ecstatic and obliged her
Not long after that he blew a load in her. So right after that he goes to pull out and looks down right as she accidentally push out what he describes as a 8 inch loaf that drops into his boxers around his ankles. he said his reflex was to punch her in the kidney. but instead he had to waddle around the beach as she cried from embarrassment and he had to locate a stick to flip it out of his underwear
All the best sex stories involve the female crying at the end of it
I lived in Charleston and he had met some chick at a bar on folly beach. they had got wasted and decided to go walk down the beach. they stopped at a remote spot and started getting it on. he had her bent over and was beating for a little bit when the drunk chick told him to put it in her arse. my boy was ecstatic and obliged her
Not long after that he blew a load in her. So right after that he goes to pull out and looks down right as she accidentally push out what he describes as a 8 inch loaf that drops into his boxers around his ankles. he said his reflex was to punch her in the kidney. but instead he had to waddle around the beach as she cried from embarrassment and he had to locate a stick to flip it out of his underwear
All the best sex stories involve the female crying at the end of it
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