re: I'm almost willing to pay someone to date my ex

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5ft
not sure on weight, she's put a lot on. I'd say 150 to 160
boob size is huge, no joking she's in the GG range
waist size, don't know these days. No doubt she's in the double digits now
blonde

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yeah, I'm pretty sure you're going to need to pay someone to go out with her

5ft and 160...surely you're mistaken because that would make her a fricking tank