re: Spinoff: single divorcees. Do you have a checklist?

If I were ever divorced, the only checklist I would have is a bucket list to hit before I die.

Indian Dot
Indian (Feather)
Woman dressed as an Indian -Feather
Woman who cannot speak the same languages as I do
Left handed watch model

Etc. etc. etc.

I mean, if you are going to have a check list, at least make it a fun one, rather than the search for a follow on marriage.