re: A 12 year old spit on me yesterday

You did get punked, but there's nothing you could have done that would have kept you from going to jail.

I, would have called the police and report seeing a kid with his exact description checking car doors in peoples driveways. You rolled window and asked if you could help him, and he spit on you, then rolled off on his skateboard. Maybe a squad car comes by, and it's a dickhead cop that shakes him down a little.