re: SERIOUSLY: What's the best way to keep fans in the stadium?

1. Alcohol - Sell beer or tell the gate nazis to relax. Like someone said, who wants to drink all day and then sober up during the game. As long as you aren't rolling a keg in, let them in the stadium.
2. Traffic -There should be only flashing yellow lights for a five mile radius around Tiger Stadium starting at the 4th quarter. The working traffic light at Perkins and Acadian really backs up traffic. Four lane Nicholson to at least Bluebonnet, wishful thinking - I-10
3. Concessions - it doesn't need to be LSU's job anymore to be the fundraiser for your church group or school choir. Bring in chains or professional caterers. I had Popeyes last year in Bryant-Denny.
4. Connectivity - Wifi and better cell reception.

Bottom line, the experience of being in the game has to outweigh the hassles of going to the game. With all the money coming from the SEC Network, the Athletic Department should be able to address some of these issues. Until LSU does this Tiger Stadium will continue to be a shell of its former self.