re: Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat

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Over some real bullshite. long story short, I missed a court date in July on some traffic shite. well ive been talking to my bond guy pretty regular, told him its only $150 to get it reset on the dockit and i just been buying some time because i dont want my new date till next year on it

Well we went back to savannah last weekend. just a family style trip. Her mom, who vaguely knew about my court situation, was acting like she wanted to rejuvenate everybodys relations. just make peace in general. so we went over to her house under the disguise of having dinner and staying the night. well we ate and had beverages and the night got late. about 2am everybodys in bed excepte me and my girl. we're on the back porch when two polices roll up. they literally just pull up and walk straight in the house with flashlights. they ask for me by name and ask to ask me some questions outside. I knew shite was about to get turbo real So as soon as i walk out the front door I go full blown forest gump and truck it hardcore. I get about 5 houses down bust back behind a house and dive in the creek. I swim across and run another few houses down and find a little john boat with a snap on cover on it. i unsnap the back corner and climb in and sleep till almost lunch the next day

When i woke up i walk about 2 miles to wal mart. I had lost my flip flops, ballcap, and my fricking phone during the pursuit. I didnt have any money so sadly i had to go in and snatch up flip flops, a cap, and a soda so i wouldnt look like a unabomber walking around. there was a colored woman on break sitting outside tha t let me use her phone to call for a ride

Thet day i went to the court clerk and got my warrant lifted. i still lost my phone and favorite flip flops in the deal. all because her fricking whore scumbag mom still fells some typa way about me obviously and tried to jam me up. im done trying to be civil with my in laws. heading back to south carolina today and not looking back


tl;dr
chef;dr
GFY

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Interesting because I just called around and no one has a record of this story. Once and for all, your BS stories have been proven fake, you wannabe poor man's King.