re: New York or Los Angeles?

New York : Los Angeles :: a road trip with a smartass with a beer gut and a hard hat who has recently tried out for a part in Streetcar at his community theater because his pension at his construction job allows him to work part time now that he's in his 50's : the same road trip with a bleach-blonde, fake-titted, botoxed 48-year-old who has gotten by on her looks since she was 11 and is adjusting poorly to the fact that with each passing day, fewer people want her snatch

There is no wrong answer, but give me New York.