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re: GMT 8/21/2014
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:26 am to Sir Drinksalot
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:26 am to Sir Drinksalot
Hey Drinks.
Sup Bullfrog.
Ellis,Fin.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:28 am to Bama and Beer
Ok well don't read the following, this is only for Sir Drinksalot. Names will not be revealed.
Back around 2006 I was at a bar with some friends and I met this hot little blonde. Really cool, smartass, and we just kinda vibed so I got her number and we hung out a few times. On our last hangout she confided in me that she had used a fake ID to get in the club and was only 16. I am not a pedophile and didn't want to go to jail so I told her I thought she was cool, didn't want to go to jail, so it couldn't go any further.
We kept in touch for a couple years and then lost contact, but I always in the back of my mind wondered what happened to her and hoped we'd re-connect when she was legal....a couple years ago she texts me out of the blue, tells me she moved to LA to model, met a guy in a famous band, got engaged, had his kid, then they broke up. We exchange a few texts and then she disappears again. I don't know her last name and her number has changed so at this point I've resigned myself that I'll never see her again.
So the other day at work I see this hot blonde standing in line waiting to check in. There's a fashion convention so there's models everywhere. I see she's having issues so of course I go over and see if I can help. In the back of my mind I think she looks familiar. I ask her name and she says it's not on the room, she's been down here 3 times already, and I was like just humor me. So she says _______ and it immediately clicks that it's the same girl from years before. I've lost 80 pounds and grew a beard since then so she didn't recognize me and I fricked with her for a minute before I told her my name....
Here's the appetizer, most interesting part of the story to follow.
Back around 2006 I was at a bar with some friends and I met this hot little blonde. Really cool, smartass, and we just kinda vibed so I got her number and we hung out a few times. On our last hangout she confided in me that she had used a fake ID to get in the club and was only 16. I am not a pedophile and didn't want to go to jail so I told her I thought she was cool, didn't want to go to jail, so it couldn't go any further.
We kept in touch for a couple years and then lost contact, but I always in the back of my mind wondered what happened to her and hoped we'd re-connect when she was legal....a couple years ago she texts me out of the blue, tells me she moved to LA to model, met a guy in a famous band, got engaged, had his kid, then they broke up. We exchange a few texts and then she disappears again. I don't know her last name and her number has changed so at this point I've resigned myself that I'll never see her again.
So the other day at work I see this hot blonde standing in line waiting to check in. There's a fashion convention so there's models everywhere. I see she's having issues so of course I go over and see if I can help. In the back of my mind I think she looks familiar. I ask her name and she says it's not on the room, she's been down here 3 times already, and I was like just humor me. So she says _______ and it immediately clicks that it's the same girl from years before. I've lost 80 pounds and grew a beard since then so she didn't recognize me and I fricked with her for a minute before I told her my name....
Here's the appetizer, most interesting part of the story to follow.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:32 am to JG77056
In which state did you work?
Can u hurry? I gotta get the kids up soon.
Can u hurry? I gotta get the kids up soon.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 6:33 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:39 am to tidalmouse
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Lol Gm tides
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 6:39 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:40 am to Sir Drinksalot
GD I'm going to have to check back later for the exciting plot twist.
JGwentworth are you chicken pecking the keyboard?!?!
JGwentworth are you chicken pecking the keyboard?!?!
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 6:42 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:40 am to JG77056
Sorry fin, cliffs do not do justice......
So I reveal who I am and she's flabbergasted and I can tell she still has a teenager crush on me, and I also know she's legal now. She's here til Thursday and I'm off Wednesdays so we make plans. I also hung out with her on my dinner breaks.
So we go out to the Cromwell last night and are catching up over dinner. Somehow the conversation turns to a girl I dated that turned into a porn star later. I tell her how it sucked at first finding out that a girl I cared about was a porn star but only for like a day. At that point she said "oh god you know don't you". And I was like, well yeah.....she asked how I found out and I told her I found pictures of the girl online. She was like "oh, never mind" and I had no clue where that came from and asked what she was talking about.
She then tells me she thought I was making up the story to try and make her feel bad and pulls out her phone to show me a picture from some porn video cover. Apparently she also became a porn star, is a former vivid girl, was nominated for 2011 AVN newcomer of the year, and won an AVN for best group....
I excused myself to the restroom to verify via google and found some really graphic stuff, so much so that I could not do the sex without thinking about it.
So that was my Wednesday, anybody else?
So I reveal who I am and she's flabbergasted and I can tell she still has a teenager crush on me, and I also know she's legal now. She's here til Thursday and I'm off Wednesdays so we make plans. I also hung out with her on my dinner breaks.
So we go out to the Cromwell last night and are catching up over dinner. Somehow the conversation turns to a girl I dated that turned into a porn star later. I tell her how it sucked at first finding out that a girl I cared about was a porn star but only for like a day. At that point she said "oh god you know don't you". And I was like, well yeah.....she asked how I found out and I told her I found pictures of the girl online. She was like "oh, never mind" and I had no clue where that came from and asked what she was talking about.
She then tells me she thought I was making up the story to try and make her feel bad and pulls out her phone to show me a picture from some porn video cover. Apparently she also became a porn star, is a former vivid girl, was nominated for 2011 AVN newcomer of the year, and won an AVN for best group....
I excused myself to the restroom to verify via google and found some really graphic stuff, so much so that I could not do the sex without thinking about it.
So that was my Wednesday, anybody else?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:42 am to yellowfin
I also used to live in 77056. That's where I lived when I met this girl. I then ran into her 1800 miles away in Vegas.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:52 am to Bama and Beer
quote:
Getting close to Friday
Yup. Don't really matter to me. No more days off till after Sept.20th.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:52 am to JG77056
You could have said
I met a girl I haven't seen in years and she is/was a porn star
I met a girl I haven't seen in years and she is/was a porn star
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:54 am to Bama and Beer
Yeah but what kinda story is that?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:56 am to JG77056
A much shorter and cooler story
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:00 am to SundayFunday
Sunday, Downshift, Drinksalot, JG, tidal, yellowfin, Coater
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:01 am to dukke v
PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B$B.
Morning Ellis.
B$B.
Morning Ellis.
This post was edited on 8/21/14 at 7:04 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:02 am to Bama and Beer
I believe I prefaced it by saying it was long. As far as coolness I dunno, but if your Wednesday was more interesting than finding out a second girl you dated became a famous porn star I'd love to hear it. I'm all about interesting stories. At this point I'm convinced I have a magic penis that turns girls into porn stars (even though this one only had casual contact with it) and I really don't wanna burst that bubble.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:03 am to JG77056
Good morning OT! My weekend starts at 5:30... It needs to hurry up.
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