re: Week 31 of 52 Weekly Golf Thread; WGC Week

lol

Lemme' tell you something ditch boy, I stood on 13's tee box yesterday with a strong wind right in my face. I watched bandit dink his shite, art nerd his, and joap smash a hybrid. I was perplexed. At that point I had an option:

NERD IT/NITRO IT

Lemme ask you this ditch boy, what do you think I did?

I stood over the ball with the 913, smooth take away, hit the switch and watched the bomb bay doors open. Flew it 270 yards into the wind. No roll out of course, as it was carts on path all day. I'm not sure what I was possessed with yesterday. Maybe it was destiny. Maybe is was all the weight training. Maybe it was God. Who knows?

But know this ditch boy:

NERD CEO:
DEMOTED [RELIEVED OF DUTY]