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re: Best Movie Rants

Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:43 pm to
By definition, I'd consider Kevin Costner's "speech" a rant in Bull Durham so I'm throwing it out there.

quote:

Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


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Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

By definition, I'd consider Kevin Costner's "speech" a rant in Bull Durham so I'm throwing it out there.



I was going to post that.

Another good one is the rant from Rocco in Boondock Saints II

Posted by putt23
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

By definition, I'd consider Kevin Costner's "speech" a rant in Bull Durham so I'm throwing it out there. quote:Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then? Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


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