re: Got any good jokes?

Superman and Spiderman bumped into each other one day:

Superman: Hey, Spidey!

Spiderman: Supe! What up, Dog?

Superman: Man, I had a real interesting weekend.

Spiderman: Oh, do tell, my friend.

Superman: Well, as you know, the weather was great last weekend and since I had nothing planned, I decided to fly down along the beach and enjoy some of the sights.

Spiderman: Oh, yeah.

Superman: So, after flying awhile I came to an empty stretch of beach, and when I looked down, I could hardly believe my telescopic vision. Laying there before me, in all her spectacular glory... Wonder Woman! Stark frigid naked, on her back, spread eagle, sunning herself.

Spiderman: Wow! Lucky bastard.

Superman: Tell me about it. I almost lost it right there. I quickly became aerodynamically unstable, if you know what I mean. That wasn't the landing gear coming down.

Well, as you know, she and I are good friends, and I was so damn turned on by her staggering beauty, I figured I'd just fly down and gently plant a little Krypton seed smack dab in the heart of Paradise Island. Give her a big surprise, you know. So, I did.

Spiderman: Hot damn! She must have been really surprised, eh?

Superman: Oh, yeah, she was really surprised. all right. But not nearly as surprised as the Invisiible Man.