re: Booty calls gone wrong: dos and don'ts

Funny story....buddy of mine hooked up with this chick at the bar and went back to her place. After they do the deed she passes out and he has to take a shite. He goes to the bathroom and realizes she's out of TP after it's too late. So he walks back into her room and wipes his arse with her sheets while she's passed out and then leaves

So I guess don't wipe your arse with the girls sheets while she's sleeping on them