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park in handicap
hell if i go to walmart and im just going in to pick up one item i will park right by the door, not even in parking place just pull in beside the doors and park.

Funny story, one time i had to get a can of skoal and literally every single park that day was full except for one and i whipped in, "not even knowing it was handicap because the cars were parked so close you couldnt see the lines, and was no emblem on the park" so i went in and got my skoal and came out....to find a one arm man standing by my truck. he says do you know this is a handicap spot, being honest i said no sir i really didnt, and before i could apologize he says "well maybe you should look next time". So here i am with a short temper and a one arm man being an arse. So i just reply with a simple "ok", but he cant let it go. He says are you handicap, with a smart arse tone. At this point im done, i said "do i look frickin handicap" in which he replies im going to call the cops. So i tell him you better tell them to hurry up because im heading back to work, i get in truck to leave and as i back up he goes right up behind truck to get my tag number. So i floor it on the loose gravel and sling it all in his face while flipping him the bird and sped off.

tl/dr i know...