**BREAKING NEWS OUT OF CLEMSON S.C.***

In order to re-gain the attention to Clemson's revered
entrance that has been deemed by many as
"The most exciting 25 seconds in college football,
after the embarrassing loss at the hands of Florida
State a week ago, Clemson University Athletics
Department has devised an addition to it's famed
"Running Down the Hill".

After the Clemson entrance was shown in almost it's
entirety before the Florida State vs Clemson game
and then the total disassembling of the Tiger
football team at the hands of the Seminoles, the
Clemson Athletics Department Admin, have decided
to unveil it's own version of what many consider
the TRUELY most exciting college football entrance
(The planting of the war lance by Chief Oceola
and Renegade).

Beginning with the next Clemson Home Game, following
the long drawn out preamble to the decent of the
Hill, where Clemson Players are bussed from one
end of the stadium to the other (because Clemson..
an engineering school, designed the football team's
locker room on the opposite end of the stadium
from where The Hill is), will now be lead down the
Hill by Dabo Swinney (as usual), but he will be
riding "Tillman" the Donkey, so named as to honor
"Pitchfork" Ben Tillman. As to further honor this
major figure in the history and founding of
Clemson University, instead of the Oceola War Lance,
Swinney will ride to mid field following the decent
of THE HILL, where he will challenge the opposing
team by thrusting into the sod, a Pitchfork.

All of this in order to re-establish Clemson
Tiger football's most cherished tradition, The
rubbing of Howard's (now busted) Rock, and the
Running of the Hill, as the most exciting entrance
in College Football. ........ Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you

DABO SWINNEY AND TILLMAN

This post was edited on 10/26/13 at 5:35 am