re: Investing Advice for a Noob

I opened this thread thinking it was worth 4 pages of discussion on a noob level. I don't think I made it 1.5 pages in before I was lost. Can anyone hit the highlights of the last 3 pages and keep it dumbed down so a noob can understand? I am trying to learn the ins and outs brought to light in this thread, but my background isn't geared towards the level of discussion that this thread reached.