re: Does Toonces Hurt LSU Recruiting?

Miles: So can we sign you for LSU?

Recruit: Well, I love your program. I feel I will be trained well to play in the NFL. I love the thought of playing for a title every year. My parents live nearby and an LSU degree would be great for my future.

Miles: Great! Then sign right....

Recruit: Wait a minute! There's one problem. Your logo sucks.

Miles: My logo sucks?

Recruit: Your logo sucks. It's not aesthetically pleasing. Frankly, it's not up to code with modern graphic design standards. I don't know how this isn't addressed.

Miles: What?

Recruit: I don't know how this isn't addressed! Don't you understand why this is critical? My boyfriend even called your office to mock up a new logo, and you said no! This is a deal-breaker!

Miles: But what about the program, the training to be in the NFL, the academics....

Recruit: Forget it! I'm going to ULL! At least they will appreciate my artistic sensibilities. And by the way, you really should get new pants. They don't blend well with that suit coat.