re: Attempted break-in last night

My wife is terrible about locking our home and auto doors. Pisses me the frick off! The first week we moved into our current home, someone stole her GPS out of her car, and the bitch still forgets to lock her car!

After the second or third time she left my truck unlocked overnight after using it, I told her she could no longer use my truck. Our door locks, she forgets all the time when I'm home. She swears that she always remembers to lock them when I'm offshore, but I know she's full of shite.

I don't know what it's going to take besides a home invasion to convince her to take this shite seriously.