re: Golf pet peeves

Friend of mine was a greenskeeper at the RTJ course in Auburn, and he said he regularly had people hit onto the green while he was watering it, when there are signs posted all over the course. He would snag all these balls and put them in his cart, then when the idiot came up to the green and asked where his ball went, my buddy would say he hadn't seen it.

On my list it's people pushing you from behind. I played once and my friend hit one into the water, decided to drop and hit from the same spot, and some guys on the tee behind us were yelling at us to hurry up, when they were a foursome and we were a twosome... you're not going to keep up with us, you douchebags.