re: The Infamous Bama Fan Has Turned Himself In

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However, I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall at the next family get together at his in-laws house. Thinking about how my parents would react if he were my husband, I imagine it would be a little chilly around the dining room table.

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To honor him he will be given the chair at the head of the table while the adults toast him with their lite beer, the children gather around his feet and sing songs of praise to him, the dogs hump the sofa on the porch, the cats poop in the neighbor's flower bed and the other people living in the trailer park will hang ropes of red carnations on his single wide.