Stop it with the "If we lose..." scenarios!!!

Sick and tired of the following:

"If we lose to Arkansas, then we can still get into the championship game if..."

"If we lose to Georgia, we can still get in the championship game if..."

"If we lose to Alabama we can still be named champions if..."

First off, we're not going to lose. Second, I've never seen so many "fans" so worried about losing every big football game we have - so much so that you make your case for why it's OK that we lost before the game is ever played!!!! (BTW, if we lose, then we're not the champions. That's the way a horribly unfair and unrelenting world works. Deal with it.)

Grab your manhood, if you can still find it, and start acting like the completely biased, one-sided, bleeding purple and gold fan that you were meant to be. It's not too late.