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Funny letter from UT Football. Pleads to be removed from SEC...
Posted on 10/11/11 at 5:04 am
Posted on 10/11/11 at 5:04 am
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Dear NCAA,
As the spokes person for UT Athletics, it pains me to request that our football team be removed from the SEC and placed in a league of a less competitive nature. Our fans have requested that we win 10+ games a year and win a league championship at least every other year. Their narrow minded view is impossible to change because they playXbox and smoke.....well,you know what I'm saying. Unless we start showing improvement immediately,they will be calling to close the campus well.......although most are not graduates of this fine university or any other recongnized educational establishment, we still owe it ourselves to feed the ignornance of these simple people. We do ask that UT not be placed in any conference that has more that three letters and doesn't require student athletes to "go to classs" or adhere to "certain" laws that might discriminate their desire to use substancesthatmight otherwise be less accepted by the local law enforcement, we want to be able to recuit from all corners of the United Statesand beyond.
Sincerly,
Cheeks, UT
The only thing I would suggest is to assume the fetal position with thumb securely planted in your mouth,as you go to your " Happy Place". MAN UP VOL NATION, YOUR BETTER THAN THIS!!!
However it is funny.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 5:26 am to The Son of a QUEEN
No, no it is not.
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