re: Aggie Jokes

A new graduate from Rice, one from UT, and one from A&M were invited to dinner by a prospective employer. The employer told them not to tell him which school they had attended. He would guess at the end of the meal.

At the end of the meal, he pointed to the UT graduate and said, "You are the UT graduate." The young man smiled and said, "That's right. Can you tell me how you knew?" The employer said, "You're smart and sophisticated."

He pointed to the Rice graduate, and said, "You're from Rice." The graduate said, "Right again. How did you know?" The employer said, "You're an intellectual."

He pointed to the aggie and said, "You went to A&M." Amazed, the aggie said, "Wow! That's right! How did you know?" The employer said, "I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."