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re: Aggie Jokes
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:05 pm to Skip13
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:05 pm to Skip13
so this guy walks into a bar and says "i've got the greatest aggie joke ever, and i can't wait to tell it!"
bartender says "hold on, let me warn you. you see that monster over there shooting pool? he was a defensive end for the aggies. and look at that giant over there playing darts. he was a power forward. and that guy at the end of the bar, he was the A&M tae kwan do champ for 4 years and is a 9th degree black belt."
guy says "thanks. i definitely shouldn't tell my aggie joke here."
"intimiated?" asked the bartender.
"no, i just wanna avoid having to explain it 3 times."
bartender says "hold on, let me warn you. you see that monster over there shooting pool? he was a defensive end for the aggies. and look at that giant over there playing darts. he was a power forward. and that guy at the end of the bar, he was the A&M tae kwan do champ for 4 years and is a 9th degree black belt."
guy says "thanks. i definitely shouldn't tell my aggie joke here."
"intimiated?" asked the bartender.
"no, i just wanna avoid having to explain it 3 times."
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:10 pm to oilfieldtiger
Did you hear about the aggie at the stop sign?
He's still there.
He's still there.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:13 pm to oilfieldtiger
this aggie took his longtime girlfriend on a date one night and after he drove her home and was kissing her, he couldn't take it anymore and asked her to go all the way. she responded with "i told you no and that we were gonna wait til marriage". so, the aggie decided that he couldn't wait any longer and he was going to pleasure himself on the way home by parking his truck in the middle of the road, closing his eyes, getting underneath the truck and finishing his business. if anyone would discover him, he would simply say that he was fixing his transmission.
so, he parked his truck, closed his eyes, and crawled underneath truck and started. well, a stranger noticed him and asked "hey man, what the hell are you doing?"
aggie said, "i'm working on my transmission." the stranger replied, "whenever you finish working on your transmission, you'd better fix your fricking brakes cause your truck is rolling down the hill."
so, he parked his truck, closed his eyes, and crawled underneath truck and started. well, a stranger noticed him and asked "hey man, what the hell are you doing?"
aggie said, "i'm working on my transmission." the stranger replied, "whenever you finish working on your transmission, you'd better fix your fricking brakes cause your truck is rolling down the hill."
Posted on 12/3/10 at 1:16 pm to oilfieldtiger
The aggies missed kickoff for several games against Arkansas while we were in the SWC together. On the bus ride, they would get close to the state line and the sign said, "Arkansas - Left" so they turned around 7 went home.
Why is there astroturf at Kyle Field? To keep the homecoming queen from grazing
One aggie says to his buddy, "hey look at that dead bird!" Second Aggie looks up to the sky and says, "Where!?"
In the middle of a game, Reveille runs out to midfield and begins licking his nuts. First aggie turns to his buddy and says, "I sure wish I could do that!" Second aggie says, "No you don't! When I tried last week, he bit me."
Why don't the aggies have ice in their gatorade on the sideline at football games? The trainer who knew the recipe graduated last year.
Why is there astroturf at Kyle Field? To keep the homecoming queen from grazing
One aggie says to his buddy, "hey look at that dead bird!" Second Aggie looks up to the sky and says, "Where!?"
In the middle of a game, Reveille runs out to midfield and begins licking his nuts. First aggie turns to his buddy and says, "I sure wish I could do that!" Second aggie says, "No you don't! When I tried last week, he bit me."
Why don't the aggies have ice in their gatorade on the sideline at football games? The trainer who knew the recipe graduated last year.
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 1:22 pm
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