re: Aggie Jokes

An Aggie decides to kill himself. He decides on hanging.

Goes to a park to do the deed.

Next morning a guy walking his dog sees the Ag hanging off a branch, alive.

Asks the Aggie, what he is doing. aggie responds, " killing myself"

Man says, " you have the rope around your waist, to hang yourself it needs to be around your neck"

Aggie responds, " I tried that, but couldn't breathe for shite"



Aggie boosters are on a 747 that crashes in a graveyard in College Station. Aggie officials have now recovered 4000 bodies.