New Suggested Celebration Rule

I suggest the SEC implement a new rule for post TD celebration, making the only allowed celebration activity the "One Knee Prayer Move", conducted specifically as such:
One knee down, head bowed short prayer lasting no more than 3 seconds, but no shorter than 2 seconds, followed by the contrite handing of the ball to the nearest official, again with head bowed, not making eye contact with the players superior, the referee, who through his gentle kindness and charity allows the rough uncultured young hooligans (of questionable ethnicities) the gift of acting as the focus of the Referee exhibition that we call a football game.