Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Thats a bad comparison Chad Jones is a much better actor.

Alem might have something to say about that

Chad Jones never had time off between baseball and football. Chad Jones still went to the Virgin Islands for a weekend.

















They are now known as "The Islands."

Chad Jones warmed up for the game this morning by playing tennis. Against himself!

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Chad Jones once pissed in an active volcano and it immediately went dormant.

Two cowboys and Chad Jones were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Chad Jones remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis.